Let they who are without sin write the first TTRPG. Today, we gird our proverbial loins (yet again, I know we did that like a week ago, look, loins require periodic and regular

Having closely examined the constituent parts of the existing Goblin Features, both in the original work (as translated from broken Enochian by the Chartreuse Method, of course), and those in the far more

"YOU'VE FAILED US, DAN", I hear you cry. "IT'S BEEN DAYS SINCE A POST AND YOU PROMISED DAILY POSTS I HATE YOU FOREVER, DAN!", you

And so we continue, tonight we are writing about Features, the next evolution in the design of goblin-kind. Having defined your Two Stats not just once, not just twice, but thrice, we move

The man above is embracing his goblinity, and I respect that. Also, he's in the water, which will be relevant shortly. Well, yesterday was a hell of a ride, huh? We